The 12 Days Of A Crappy ChristmasOn the 1st Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ---
A Donkey named “RootyToot-Toot”
On the 2nd Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ---
2 Loaves of Stale Bread
On the 3rd Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me ---
3 Dirty Diapers
On the 4th Day of Christmas, my true friend gave to me ---
4 Broken Blenders
On the 5th Day of Christmas, my friend he gave to me ---
5 Rubber Bands
On the 6th Day of Christmas, my friend, he gave to me ---
6 Smelly Sweat Socks
On the 7th Day of Christmas, my once friend gave to me ---
7 Rabid Raccoons
On the 8th Day of Christmas, the idiot gave to me ---
8 Infected Laptops
On the 9th Day of Christmas, my enemy gave to me ---
9 Bowling Pins
On the 10th Day of Christmas, that jerkoff gave to me ---
10 Frozen Hamsters
On the 11th Day of Christmas, that S.O.B. gave to me ---
11 Moldy Doughnuts
On the 12th Day of Christmas, that Asshole! Gave to me ---
12 Busted Windows
sissy pansy wishes EVERYONE a Very Fairy Christmas and a Sissy New Year
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